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GM Turns Down Deep Throat Corvette Toys Offer
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 | Uncategorized | No Comments
Deep Throat Corvette
Last week during the International Licensing Show the GM motors licensing agent for toys stopped by the Arrow booth to re energize with the Deep Throat Energy Drink,
Arrow’s Deep Throat Corvette has been in over 20 tradeshows and has been a huge part of the Deeper Throat TV show.
“Over this last month GM has had an ad campaign that said they aren’t the old GM. They are re-thinking the way they do business. Well this just tells me that it’s all bullshit. It seems like it’s going to be the same old thinking and creative marketing is not going to be part of the new GM,” says Robert Interlandi Arrow Productions Marketing Director.
”I say money is money and I know our products sell. But I guess they would rather borrow the money from the government instead of making money!”
“The GM brand can not entertain the offer to have Deep Throat Corvette toy cars because we are a family car company. We are very conservative and can’t even have sexy ads or girls with revealing tops inside toy cars,” said the GM Motors Toy Licensing Agent.
Interlandi adds, “I guess they’ve never heard that sex sells and since they’re working with billions of our dollars then what ever sells should be done.”
Deep Throat Energy Drink Bio
Monday, April 27th, 2009 | Uncategorized | 1 Comment
Since Deep Throat, the movie, seared across the silver screen, it has caused an uproar and changed the way people think. The movie became the guiding light in the “porn chic” movement, loosening the world’s uptight attitude about sex, while grossing a reputed six hundred million dollars and being proclaimed one of the one hundred most significant films of all time. Then came the Watergate scandal, wherein Deep Throat was the whistleblower that lead to the downfall of the Nixon presidency. Now, Deep Throat is blazing new territory as the cool new energy drink that is more than an energy drink. After a year of lab testing and product research, Arrow Productions has come out with a new concept….. an energy drink that taste good, has no after taste and makes a great mixer with a wide variety of alcoholic beverages. With a slightly berry taste and trending a tad sweeter than your ordinary energy drink, taste test found that consistently over 90% of the samplers preferred the Deep Throat energy drink to its leading competitors. The packaging, a tall thin canary yellow can with a retro Deep Throat movie poster in prominence has proven to be such a hit that people have fished out the empties out of the trash and took them home as souvenirs.
To introduce the new energy drink, Arrow Productions has begun shooting a reality TV show on the remaking of Deep Throat that will air on Showtime. Set in Las Vegas and Los Angeles, the two production teams of Arrow and Vivid fight to find the next Deep Throat Queen and film the remake. Talk of the Town, a Las Vegas Blvd. Strip club affiliated with Arrow, plays a prominent role in the reality TV show as a hangout for Arrow employees similar to the Bada-Bing in the Sopranos as it really is. Raymond Pistol the owner of Arrow and a Vietnam vet that saw lots of action war runs Arrow like a four star general, Robert Interlandi , a young Vice President of Arrow battles the Vivid team as the man on the point for his production team.
Deep Throat Energy Drinks are used in the TV show and it is the number one energy drink at Talk of the Town, the girls use it as a boost to their high energy performances and go-go lifestyles. The Showtime Channel series is the first reunion of the World of Wonder and Arrow Products since filming Inside Deep Throat for Imagine and Universal Pictures a few years ago. The show just aired this spring with the title of Deeper Throat.
Robert Interlandi: Those Vivid Assholes Have My Beer and Stole my Ice Chest!
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 | Deeper Throat TV Show, From Gene Ross | No Comments
Deep Throat Energy Drink Cruzing Cooler
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Story by Gene Ross from www.adultfyi.com
There was no love lost between Vivid’s Steve Hirsch and Arrow Productions’ Robert Interlandi, www.xxxdeepthroat.com
There’s even less love in the room now, apparently, with Interlandi discovering that Vivid got a hold of his ice chest - a fact which probably needs a little bit of explaining.
In episode 5 of the series which details Vivid’s attempts to remake Deep Throat, Interlandi’s seen stomping off the Vivid set. But what really sets him off is never shown on air.
“I finally got to see Vivid’s rip off of our movie that they call Throat: A Coutionary Tale,” says Interlandi.
“So I called up Vivid and told them I want the ice chest back or the money for the ice chest; and I want my beer back. It’s one thing to steal a man’s beer. And it’s another thing to steal his ice chest. And it was a really cool ice chest with wheels and I could pull it down the Las Vegas strip. I was furious and I didn’t know what to do.”
Interlandi says he talked to Ray Pistol about it, and Pistol thought it was funny.
“But this isn’t a publicity stunt- I’m really pissed,” says Interlandi.
“I’m going to sue their ass in small claims court.”
What actually happened which is never shown on camera is this.
“Paul Thomas wanted me to say a couple of lines,” Interlandi explains.
“Then as I’m packing my beer pong table I go where’s my ice chest? What the fuck happened to my ice chest? Then I lit up, crazy. I’m going someone stole my ice chest and they cut that out of the TV show. But now I got legal proof they have my ice chest. I’m sure some Court TV would love to pick this up and I’m seriously pissed. I get pissed when someone steals my beer!”
Interlandi evidently had one more call into Vivid to try and get the matter resolved. Then he called me back.
“Those assholes say that, ‘I need to contact World of Wonder [the reality show's producers] for my ice chest and beer,’” Interlandi relates.
“They Fucking blew me off again! Those Vivid cocksuckers used my ice chest as a prop in their dam movie, and World of Wonder doesn’t have anything to do with it. If this is how they want to be, then I’m fucking taking them to court!”
The Deeper Throat Reality Show - Episode 5; Steve Hirsch to Robert Interlandi: You’re a Punk Kid
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 | Deeper Throat TV Show, From Gene Ross | No Comments
Robert Interlandi and Steve Hirsch
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Story by Gene Ross at www.adultfyi.com
I realize I’m giving away the secrets to the sawing the lady in half trick, but at no time on camera in the Showtime Deeper Throat reality series does Vivid’s Steve Hirsch actually choke Robert Interlandi, Arrow’s marketing director, www.xxxdeepthroat.com.
But Hirsch comes pretty darn close in Episode 5 as Interlandi continues to be irascible, and Paul Thomas continues to play the martyr as Hirsch stops by the shoot to see what all the hubbub is about. In Episode 4, Interlandi got through toilet papering Thomas car because he didn’t see eye to eye with the way Thomas and Vivid were shunting him in their efforts to remake Deep Throat.
By the time this episode opens up, Thomas is in Day 2 of the remake. Thomas describes his reinvention of the plot as a serious murder mystery about a girl with a deformity in her throat. Sasha Grey is playing the lead.
“The next two days are absolutely critical to the success of the movie,” Thomas is saying, not knowing that Interlandi’s about to wreak a little more havoc on the set.
“The asshole Robert’s got to say away from my set,” Thomas is saying.
His prayers basically go unanswered when Interlandi, who was skateboarding earlier in Venice, shows up with a beer pong table and draws the crew into some friendly competition.
Channeling Rodney Dangerfield, Interlandi’s saying he doesn’t get any of the respect that he deserves.
“I represent Arrow, the original owners of Deep Throat. We’re supposed to be their fucking partner but all I’m getting is the runaround.”
Thomas is perplexed.
“I don’t have the slightest idea why he’s doing all these strange things.”
Thomas also believes in the old Al Pacino adage about keeping your friends close but your enemies closer.
“I’m not going to let him know that he’s affecting me or my show,” continues Thomas revealing his strategy.
“I’m just going to kill him with kindness. Let him play his little ping-bong game. But if I’m going to have to stare at this punk’s face all day I’m going to at least put him to work.”
Which means Thomas wants Interlandi to be an extra. Interlandi tries some lines of dialogue but Thomas feels it’s probably best if Interlandi melts into the background.
“I’m so tired of being disrespected- fuck P.T.,” says Interlandi in frustration.
“Fuck Vivid. Fuck the whole fucking project. They can shove it up their fucking ass.”
For her part, Grey’s back is killing her, she’s on her period and she’s late arriving to the set. Also nervous about her anal scene with Evan Stone, Grey expresses the hope that everyone isn’t high on the set but comments later to her boyfriend that everyone was drunk.
On the other hand, Thomas expresses confidence that Grey can dive into her scene cold. But Grey wants time to warm up and is now the object of more gossip because of that.
“She needs to do what she needs to do and I’ll give her more time,” states Thomas.
Marci Hirsch, Hirsch’s sister is using her son Jordan who’s been hired as a P.A. to be a spy in the set. Jordan, in turn, gives her the skinny on how P.T. kicked one of the female performers, Sarah Vandella, off the set.
Grey has an accident, and P.T. muses that Jordan’s getting a crash course in feminine hygiene. Jordan, later, admits that although his mother works in porn, she’s pretty uptight about it.
It’s also brought to P.T.’s attention that Interlandi gave an interview to one of the porn gossip sites about how he wasn’t getting any input. [The site was Adultfyi, but no mention is made of that.]
After reading the post [Hirsch also has a look at it], Thomas comments that, “all of this shit is so inconsequential- who’s got time for it?”
Hirsch also makes a strange comment.
“I never thought I would have a chance to make a new Deep Throat movie and I hope some day my kids understand- really I do it all for them.”
Mentioning that going to the set is one of his least favorite things to do, Hirsch is now informed that he really needs to get to the set to diffuse the Interlandi situation.
“I’ve got a ton of money riding on this,” he says.
Calling Interlandi “disruptive,” Hirsch wonders how you deal with him.
“What is this guy, 8 years old? He’s a punk.”
“He’s obnoxious and childish,” Marci Hirsch adds.
By Day Three of the shoot, Thomas, in abrupt-mode, notes that cast and crew are tired and everyone’s making mistakes. One dialogue scene in particular is going haywire. Thomas complains that a machine shop next door is intrusive and that two of the extras couldn’t deliver their lines if their lives depended on it. One of them is fired for stepping all over the crime scene.
In Vegas, meanwhile, Pistol is getting reports from Interlandi to suggest that Arrow’s going to need to take the bull by the horns and shoot their own version. Convinced that a girl named Ariel whom he auditioned [in Episode One] may have what it takes, Pistol invites a sex educator named Morgan Ray to give Ariel lessons on deep throating and how to overcome the gag reflex with some mouth exercises and a banana.
Interlandi makes attempts at a peace offering by passing out Deep Throat energy drinks, shirts and DVDs - none of which is appreciated especially when Interlandi hands Grey some swag and chats with her while she’s in the middle of taking some pretty girls.
Interlandi’s idea behind this is to piss Hirsch off, and he succeeds. They take it out to the parking lot.
“She’s trying to work,” Hirsch tells Interlandi. “In the most pivotal scene why is it you need to have a discussion with her?”
“We were team deep Throat,” says Interlandi. “I didn’t get to know who the chick is that you picked. You didn’t do a talent search.”
“Are you nuts!?” Hirsch asks.
“You got the usual suspects,” continues Interlandi who reminds Hirsch again that he’s vice president of Arrow.
“I don’t care what you are,” answers Hirsch. “I give that zero credibility, your track record as a producer and director. It’s time for you to head on out. You’re a punk kid.”
“I’m vice president of a fucking company,” Interlandi keeps reminding him. Hirsch has one last comment to make.
“You haven’t shot a fucking movie- thank you, good bye.”
Interlandi kicks a gate on his way out and gives Hirsch the finger.
The Deeper Throat Reality Show - Episode Four - Sarah Vandella Gets Kicked Off the Set
Monday, April 6th, 2009 | Deeper Throat TV Show, From Gene Ross | No Comments
Sarah Vandella
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Story by Gene Ross from www.adultfyi.com
There was Martha and the Vandellas, and they never did anything wrong. But Sarah Vandella [pictured] couldn’t seem to do anything right as far as Vivid and director Paul Thomas were concerned.
So by the time the Deeper Throat reality TV show which aired on Showtime reaches the fourth episode, tempers are flaring and P.T.’s losing it. Of course Arrow Productions’ Robert Interlandi toilet papering P.T.’s car didn’t help matters, either.
We also learn that Sasha Grey’s got a boyfriend named Ian and they’ve been together for three years and are planning to marry. Grey started her industry career during her first semester of college by appearing in a Rocco orgy movie whereupon she deep throated him. Grey mentions how she and Ian are still trying to find a place to live and are in the middle of moving with the Deeper Throat project fast coming up.
Ian talks about how, with Grey’s career, he has to schedule sex with the person he’s in love with. But they find ways. It’s mentioned how Grey bruised his butthole during one of those sessions and how Ian felt really gay about it. However if Grey wants to continue in the business for the next ten years, Ian says he supports that.
Thomas is ready to begin shooting and in a conversation with Vivid PM Shailar Cobi, Thomas mentions how Arrow’s going to have someone on the set to keep watch over things. Cobi calls Interlandi and Arrow owner Ray Pistol “yahoos”.
“Robert knows everything about nothing,” Cobi continues.
“They’re not going to influence me, they’re not going to interrupt me,” P.T. insists. But he’s pissed off that babysitters are going to be on the set.
“This little kid Robert isn’t a fucking filmmaker.”
Yahoos or not, Arrow has a Plan B in the event that Vivid screws up. They’re going to team up with Farrell Timlake of Homegrown Video to make their own movie.
“It’s the biggest amateur porn site on the planet,” says Interlandi in a meeting with Pistol. Timlake mentions that the company goes back to 1982.
“Beyond the sex we’re looking for someone to represent the company,” Pistol is saying.
“We want someone who’s going to be a team player and is not going to do something crazy like runoff and become a nun.”
Meanwhile Steve Hirsch is having a birthday party at his house, and his sister Marci’s son Jordan wants to come on a set. Hirsch doesn’t have a problem with it as long as Jordan realizes he has to pitch in and work. He’ll be brought in as a P.A.
Hirsch later asks P.T. why Vandella’s being included in this project.
“Because she’s a firecracker,” responds Thomas.
“She might be a firecracker- she’ll blow up my movie,” Hirsch fears. “P.T., this isn’t the time to take a chance.”
On Vandella’s behalf, Thomas says she deep throats well but acknowledges the fact she was an asshole to a few people the last time she worked for the company.
“It was an adventure- we put up with some of her attitude,” P.T. explains. But Hirsch is still leery about the decision to bring the abrasive Vandella aboard fearing that she’s a bomb ready to go off.
The first day of the Deeper Throat shoot is scheduled at The Zone which is a gay sex club in Hollywood. P.T. explains the murder mystery aspect of the script and how a girl has been taken advantage of by people in her life. The police are investigating the murder at the club. Grey’s first scene in the movie is a peep show scene in which she’s seen blowing an orthodox Jew.
The gossip heads are buzzing about Vandella being a girl who’s notorious for bringing drama and her issues to sets. The feeling voiced by P.T. becomes one of having to work within Vandella’s attention span before she goes off.
Interlandi doesn’t learn until early afternoon when he gets a call from Pistol that Vivid began shooting. He’s not too happy about it plus the fact that Hirsch and Co, didn’t keep him in the loop, that they had a script, that they picked a girl [Grey] and basically blew him off.
“Pistol’s going to be pissed that this is a serious movie,” Interlandi is heard to mutter.
“And I’m tired of P.T. and these fucking dipshits over here. I know exactly what’s going to get their attention.”
Interlandi begins toilet papering Thomas’ car.
Attention or not, Thomas isn’t too impressed with Interlandi. Even less when he learns what Interlandi’s done to his vehicle.
“Robert is very young and obviously doesn’t know a tenth about the profession but he thinks he does,” P.T. says before the car issue. Thomas feels the shoot’s going well. That is until Vandella prompts him to have a meltdown.
Thomas is then informed what Interlandi’s done.
“Toilet papering my car?” asks Thomas who puts the question to Interlandi.
“Why in the world would you do that?”
“I didn’t get a copy of the script- when you don’t play team Deep Throat that stuff happens,” Interlandi tells him.
“I don’t even know how to respond to that,” comments a bewildered Thomas who winds up kissing and making up with Interlandi.
Vandella for some apparent reason has set Thomas off as well and he loses it. Thomas bellows with rage.
“You fucked up from the first fucking day!” he yells at her.
“Get you’re fucking ass out of here! You’re the biggest fucking pain in the ass I’ve ever seen in my life! You have no business being here. You’re the most contrary sonofabitch I’ve ever seen in my life! Get out! Get your shit and get out of here! Go! Get the fuck off my set! Shailar walk this bitch off my set. Everything she’s done on the set has been a big fucking pain in the ass! Toilet paper her. Get her out of here! Go! Keep walking!”
After telling P.T. he can go suck her 12-inch mother fucking cock, Vandella walks off alright- along with her model release which means the scene she was just in has to be scrapped.